What a great (true) story for Star Wars Day (May the 4th). NASA wants to motivate aliens from outer space to visit Earth by sending drawings of nude humans. And you thought there was too much internet porn.
The NY Post re-ran an article from the British newspaper The Sun reported that it wonât really be pictures, but it will be drawings of a naked man and a naked woman.âThe man and woman are waving in an attempt to look more inviting.â I can imagine what it will probably say under the pictures, âHi, weâre hot.â
The pictures will be sent into space, where NASA hopes they will be found by an alien. NASA wants space aliens to come to Earth. But how do they know those aliens will be peaceful? Havenât they seen âIndependence Day?â I suggest we send something to motivate them to âcall usâ but ensure that they never come here. Something like those Mike Lindell commercials one can see on TV a hundred times a day. I know that would keep me away…