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The following report is by NBC:
The explosion of home runs in Major League Baseball can be traced, in small part, to climate change, according to a study published Friday.
In a peer-reviewed paper published in the Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society, Dartmouth College researchers said they can connect at least 500 additional home runs from 2010 to 2019 to Earth’s human-made warming.
The research was based on their simple premise that “air density is inversely proportional to temperature,” according to the paper, and that with all “else being equal, warmer air is less dense and a batted ball will carry farther.”
Man-made climate change for sure, Messrs. Scientists. With all the chemtrails of aluminum and other chemicals, it will make sliders slidier, curveballs curvier, breakingballs breakier, changeups changier, screwballs screwier, and spitballs illegal to be legalized. All because of the aluminum skies.
And even made me overlook the main one, make fastballs faster.