Tyrannical Governors and local health departments ran with it and issued emergency edicts left and right, locking down businesses and taking away constitutional rights all over the country.
350 days after we were supposed to be released from governmental tyranny, here we are still wearing masks, still quarantining and still restricted from doing many things depending on who your tyrannical Governor is.
Thereâs a pandemic across the ocean? Nothing to worry about, says Fauci and Democrats Governor Cuomo and Nancy Pelosi. Go about your business.
Zillions of people are going to die. Hospitals have no supplies or ventilators.
Donât wear masks
Oops. Wear masks.
Letâs take 15 days to slow the spread. Everyone stay home. No work, no school, no church, no nothing.
Trump comes up with Operation Warp Speed, shipping out supplies and fast-tracking vaccines.
Olympics canceled. Sports canceled. Every event in the United States is canceled.
Okay, you can go out in public a little bit but only to large chains like Walmart, Menards, Target and Home Depot. They are safe. But donât go to your local mom and pop stores. They have the virus. Let them go bankrupt.
Donât worryâŠOnce we get a vaccine, life will return to normal.
Donât visit your elderly mother in the nursing home.
Sorry, your mom died? You canât go to your motherâs funeral.
Wear masks outside.
Donât take any helpful therapies like Hydroxychloroquine because Trump supports it.
Sorry, you canât get married with more than five people in attendance.
Trump sent us a ship and built a hospital for us? No thanks. Democrats would rather ship COVID-19 patients to nursing homes.
Sorry you canât eat out because restaurants have cooties. Youâll have to get take-out from the restaurants that are still in business.
Order everything you need online and have it delivered. Crush your local businesses and help Amazonâs Jeff Bezos become even richer than he is â and continue to buy more stuff from China, even masks.
Are you fighting for social justice? Donât worry about rioting and spreading the virus. Thatâs perfectly fine.
Okay, weâll let restaurants open again if they only have three people in the building at once. But youâll have to wear a mask on the walk to your table because the virus is effective at four feet high but not when you sit down.
Are you wearing a mask? You need to wear two masks!
We have vaccines? Great! Keep wearing your mask and stay home. Schools are still closed.
Are you an oppressed illegal alien who want to come to the United States? Come on in! We donât care if youâre infected with COVID-19. Weâll take you in and ship you across the country.
Are you vaccinated? Stay tuned. Weâll let you know what you can and cannot do.
This piece was written by Liberty Paige on March 15, 2021. It originally appeared in SteveGruber.com and is used by permission.
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