A Company Wants To Turn Celebrities Into Lab-Grown Salami – And It’s Perfectly Possible

Ever wondered what Kanye West or Ellen DeGeneres tastes like? Well, there’s a lab meat company out there who is just as curious about the forbidden meat (celebrities) as you are.

“BiteLabs produces fine artisanal salami from meat that has been lab-grown from celebrity tissue samples,” the company says on its website.

“Today, In-Vitro meat production is close to becoming a reality, offering highly controllable meat production without the animal cruelty, waste, and environmental impacts of industrial farming. But this process can offer so much more than replicas of beef and pork,” BiteLabs says.

And by “so much more” they mean “we would like to collect myosatellite cells from celebrities and then turn them into salami”. The firm even has social share buttons to make it easy for you to send a (vaguely threatening) request to the celebrity you would like to sausage.