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Asked For His Opinion on Roe Versus Wade, Biden Answers “Wade”… Explains He Doesn’t Like Boats [Satire]

By Mondayus Satiricus

On Sunday as he was leaving church after Sunday mass, as all devout Catholics do, a reporter asked President Joe Biden for his opinion on the 1973 Supreme Court Decision, Roe Vs Wade. Biden didn’t hesitate with his answer:

“My preference is to wade, without a doubt. I have no interest in rowing. If I’m going to be in the water, I prefer to be in shallow water so I can swim if needed. I used to be a lifeguard you know, and one time I saved twenty people in just one weekend. And besides, I don’t like boats to begin with, and if I had to be on a boat, it would be one of those really fast ones that go ‘vroom.’ I certainly wouldn’t want to go in one that I have to row.”

When pointed out to Biden that the question was related to the 1973 Supreme Court case regarding abortion, Biden lashed out…

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