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A hilarious campaign has popped up following President Donald Trump’s threats to buy Greenland.
A group behind the “Denmarkification” campaign is suggesting the country purchase California, and instill their Danish values in the locals.
“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality. Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!” the website reads. “Yes, you heard that right. California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.”
At the top of the site are the words “Make California Great Again” and each button takes you to a different section of the webpage, including the “Why California?” section where they list some amusing ‘justifications’ for their mission.
“Sunshine Galore: Let’s face it, Denmark’s weather is… well, let’s just say it’s cozy. California has 300 days of sunshine a year. Imagine swapping your rain boots for flip-flops!” it reads.
Another section boasts “testimonials” from the likes of “Bjorn A. Nonymous”, “Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich”, and “Hans Christian Anderson.”
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