redstate.com By Mike Miller
In this episode of “Florida Man”…
When I ran across the story you’re about to read, I figured it would be an “interesting” break from the drumbeat of the current news cycle. After all, most Florida Man stories are.
Our tale begins with the Polk County Sheriff’s Office deputies encountering a 39-year-old man at a construction zone — around which there were “No Trespassing” signs posted and clearly visible — in the wee hours of the morning in mid-December.
The affidavit states that Matthew Zaccarino of Altamonte Springs, FL, was standing next to his vehicle, and putting on… wait for it…female clothing (bra and panties). Sheriff Grady Judd explained:
We see this dude wearing a red lace bra, with prosthetic silicone breasts. Then we noticed he’s wearing a G-string — showing off the boys. You know what I mean?
Yes, sheriff, we know what you mean — clear as a bell…
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