In an event triggering massive scandal implications for the Biden Administration, on Saturday morning President Biden’s granddaughter and Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi married former White House Intern Peter Neal in a secret wedding at the White House. Though the administration has attempted to quash everything about the event, leaks (including by the President himself) have confirmed multiple scandals. At a press conference, Representatives Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar and Jim Jordan pledged to hold 24/7 House hearings to “do what it takes” to unearth the likely civil and criminal implications of the suspect nuptials. Speaker aspirant Kevin McCarthy said, “Yeah. Whatever they say.”
Tweeted Greene: This is just the top of the ice cream.
Here are just a few of the seismic outgrowths of the ceremony:
- In a stunning break with tradition, President Trump and his family were not invited. Never before has a prior President’s family been blackballed from a President’s granddaughter’s wedding.*
- The now-married couple has already been living together** in a bedroom on the third floor of the White House…