Goblins in Kentucky, Supermemory Teens & Flying Wrap-Around Spiders – Today’s Apocalypse Recap

👹 Goblin Sightings in Flooded Appalachia
Kentucky floods bring more than mudslides—locals are reporting goblin-like creatures popping up again. Appalachia’s “High Strangeness” lore lives on. Mines, caverns, and ridicule-resistant witnesses.
Because nothing says tourism like cryptid squatting rights…

🧠 Teen With Supermemory Sees Past and Future
A 17-year-old French girl remembers every moment of her life and claims she can glimpse the future. Scientists call it hyperthymesia.
We call it the world’s most terrifying dinner-table flashback machine…

🏚️ Florida Insurance Scam, But Legal
Home insurer Citizens wins 90% of disputes thanks to “mandatory arbitration.” Translation: homeowners lose while legislators clap.
Florida = Disneyland for corporations…