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“I Love The Smell Of Malfeasance In The Morning”

Do You Have A Lisance For That Minky?

Sometimes, if you open up a big enough gate and stand in the void, the gate will swing back and slap you on the ass ā€” which is where serial bungler and arch-schlemiel Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) finds himself at the end of an exhausting weekā€™s dissembling in the WhistleGate matter.Ā Long about now, his reluctant partner in the latest impeachment gambit, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, must feel date-raped just a little bit as every unraveling thread in the story leads back to another exposed deception by Schiff, the Inspector Clouseau of impeachment politics.

Maybe reading an alt-reality version of the Trump-Zelensky phone transcript wasnā€™t such a hot idea after all, since he read into the record evidence of his own bad faith. What was at issue, of course, were the Presidentā€™s words, and in substituting something demonstrably other than that, and placing it on the record, Rep. Schiff set up a prima facie case for dismissal of his own case against Mr. Trump.Ā Any way you slice the stunt, it smells like malfeasance.

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