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Jabs for Joints: Free Bag of Marijuana With Your COVID Vaccine

BYĀ NEWS WIRE

Just when you thought this narrative has reached rock bottom, they descend ever lower.

After selling the public on the idea that vaccine will somehow liberate the people from the authoritarian COVID-19 lockdowns imposed by the state, government and public health officials are now desperately trying to ā€˜processā€™ as many people as possible through their new vaccine conveyor belt system. But many young people are also aware that they are a statistically near zero risk of ever falling ill from coronavirus ā€“ an inconvenient fact which government and its media partners are actively trying to obscure now.

Apparently, the new experimental mRNA genetic ā€˜vaccineā€™ cocktail is so unpopular, that health workers have resorted to bribing the youth with recreational drugs in order to get them to take it.

However, alarming news about the safety of the experimental product is now coming out, including new reports from Norway whereĀ investigators are now looking into the the deathsĀ of at least 23 elderly recipients of the Pifzer-BioNTech mRNA vaccine ā€“ where adverse reactions including fever, nausea and diarrhoea, appear to have followed the administration of the much-celebrated jab.

Despite very real safety concerns over the controversial pharmaceutical product, ā€˜wokeā€™ local growers in the Washington DC area have already pledged three pounds of cannabis for to support this social engineering scheme,Ā DCist reported.

New York PostĀ reportsā€¦

Cannabis activist group DC Marijuana Justice plans to offer weed gift bags to those who get theĀ COVID-19 vaccineĀ in the nationā€™s capital, the organization has announced.

ā€œWe are looking for ways to safely celebrate the end of the pandemic and we know nothing brings people together like cannabis,ā€ wrote DCMJ co-founder Nikoas Schiller in aĀ press releaseĀ for the initiative, dubbed ā€œJoints for Jabs.ā€

The group plans to hand out free ganja baggies at Washington, DC, vaccination sites, both to commemorate what is hopefully the beginning of the end of theĀ coronavirus pandemicĀ and as advocacy for both reefer and getting vaccinated.

ā€œTo celebrate this momentous occasion and thank people for getting vaccinated, dozens of DC homegrowers will lawfully distribute free bags of cannabis outside vaccination centers as soon as the general public is able to get vaccinated,ā€ the release says, further quoting Schiller as saying, ā€œWhen enough adults are inoculated with the coronavirus vaccine, it will be time to celebrate ā€” not just the end of the pandemic, but the beginning of the end of cannabis prohibition in the United States.ā€

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2 Comments

  1. David Ruiz David Ruiz January 22, 2021

    Only one way to fix the consequence of stupid and Americans don’t want to have to do that.

  2. David Ruiz David Ruiz January 22, 2021

    But….we will!

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