BYĀ LINCOLN BROWN
I went home with a waitress the way I always do.
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk,
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
An innocent bystander.
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place,
And Iām down on my luck.
Yes, Iām down on my luck.
Well, Iām down on my luck.
Iām hiding in Honduras, Iām a desperate man.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
The sh*t has hit the fan.
ā Warren Zevon, āLawyers, Guns and Moneyā
I swear, Warren Zevon wrote that song for Hunter Biden, even if he didnāt know it at the time. Which he didnāt. If Hunter has a Secret Service detail, one of his agents should play this on a boom box every time Hunter walks into a room. Come to think of it, the White House should probably replace āHail to the Chiefā with this song for the remainder of the Biden Administration…