Newsom to Black People: “I’m Like You. I’m a 960 SAT Guy.”

Not quite as bad as Rep. Steve Cohen, but close enough to the same territory.

“My constituents don’t look at me as a white person. They say, ‘You’re one of us,’” Cohen said this morning. “And I took it was a compliment. I hear it in Memphis all the time.”

Cohen’s revelation Thursday that he is not the father of the woman he thought was his daughter preceded his Sunday tweet declaring that a tow truck driver told him, “You’re Black! Yo,” because of the congressman’s paternity troubles and old car.

Gov. Gavin Newsom, a rich kid who was taken to meet the King of Spain, and a winery owner, courtesy of his ties to the Getty family, tried to make himself seem relatable to black people because he’s lazy and stupid. Or as he likes to claim ‘dyslexic’.

“I am like you,” Newsom told a black audience. “I’m a 960 SAT guy.”

And then explained that he can’t read a speech.