
Someone recently asked me who I thought was a worse president, Barack Obama or Gropey Joe Biden.
“Trick question,” I responded. “I’m pretty sure Obama is pulling Joe’s puppet strings. Except for that time Joe allegedly dropped a crab cake in his Depends while talking with the pope. Or when Brandon let go in front of Prince Charles’s wife. That was all Joe.”
That said, Obama was clearly more insidious. He is considered intelligent, but Joe is not. When Obama spoke people believed him. Even — or especially — when he said clearly vile things about rural white people clinging to their God and guns. Or about how slavery still affected black people 150 years after the Emancipation Proclamation set them free? …