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Virginia says the Duke of York sexually abused her on three occasions
Prince Andrew has settled a sexual abuse lawsuit brought by accuser Virginia Giuffre in Manhattan federal court, according to newly filed court papers.
“We write jointly with counsel for defendant to advise the Court that the parties reached a settlement,” Giuffre’s attorney David Boies wrote in a letter to U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan on Tuesday.
The filing says the sum of the settlement would not be disclosed but added that Queen Elizabeth II’s middle son would make a substantial donation to Giuffre’s charity in support of victims’ rights.
Ode to Ginny
{to Gin} Oh Ginny,
I don’t sweat, you see,
And I’m the Prince
So all you said I did
Simply cannot be.
I apologized knowing Epstein,
But that’s as far as it goes,
Except will cooperate, but deny
I had sex, you know,
In fact have no memory,
Even ever meeting you,
Despite the photos snapped
Alongside you.
Again I say
I did not have sex
Because I cannot sweat
And if we did meet
It was your heat
Made my sweater sticky.
It was your steam
Rubbing off on me.
All of this is not my way, I’m picky,
So have a nice day.
Ode to Quisling Ghislaine
{to Ghiz} Oh my Madam,
Of all the women
And young teasers at your command,
And wrath of weasels,
Unable to have their one night stand.
Waiting for courts to determine
Whose sweat on whom and from whom
Steamy Ginny or the Prince.
Followed by appeal after appeal
Of all sex facts in titillating detail,
Documented by photos snapped
To reveal the reveal.
Whose sweat it was,
His or hers,
And what it’s all about.
Girls become women, boys always boys.
Ask Quisling Ghislaine
If the Prince can or cannot sweat,
She will testify he never did,
And never would with her.
It was all Ginny’s fault by default,
Rubbing off on the Prince.
So have a nice day.
Ode to Ginny and Ode to Quisling Ghislaine (the final argument)
{to Gin} Oh Ginny,
I don’t sweat, you see,
{to Ghiz} Oh my Madam,
Of all the women
And young teasers at your command.
{to Gin} And I’m the Prince
In fact have no memory,
Even ever meeting you,
Despite the photos snapped
Alongside you.
{to Ghiz} I did not have sex
Because I cannot sweat
Waiting for courts to determine
Followed by appeal after appeal
Documented by photos snapped
To reveal the reveal.
{to Gin} And if we did meet
It was your heat
Made my sweater sticky.
All of this is not my way, I’m picky,
{to Ghiz} It was all Ginny’s fault by default,
Rubbing off on the Prince.
{to both} So have a nice day.