By Stephen Kruiser Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Cartenysthra bristled at those who cast aspersions on her Captain…
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By STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Pellenagrin would crush an Altoids mint in each shoe so…
By STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is off doing some light stretching…
By CHRIS QUEEN Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, y’all! I know you’re expecting Kruiser, but he had the opportunity to go to a…
By STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Chartumung was known to dally at the fez maker whenever…
By STEPHEN KRUISER In a world filled with one horror-filled news cycle after another, it’s fun to occasionally happen upon a story that is…
BY STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Derebond took great pride in being named Associate Quichemaster of the…
By STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Anselm’s Tiddlywinks prowess had won him renown, but he really longed…
BY STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Hortense couldn’t live down the embarrassment of accidentally serving a batch of…
by Stephen Kruiser Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Marisol quickly made friends with the islanders by bedazzling “I’m With…
by Stephen Kruiser Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.…
by Stephen Kruiser Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. My head has never been on a pike. It’s difficult these days to be an…













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By STEPHEN KRUISER Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur received a gold medal for attitude…