The Babylon Bee Lists Ten More States that Have Announced Their Own Versions of Alligator Alcatraz

By Warren Squire 

 

Trump voters are ecstatic over the creation of Alligator Alcatraz, a newly built illegal alien detention center located in the Florida Everglades. Now, The Babylon Bee is reporting that other states are jumping on the detention center bandwagon so their state can have its version of Alligator Alcatraz.

Check out the map. (READ)

10 More States Announce Fun Migrant Prisons pic.twitter.com/6smtK3eHAa

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 2, 2025

Toledo cracks us up!

Commenters were quick to add their fantasy additions to the map. Arizona seems popular.

Forgot Rattlesnake Rikers in Arizona. pic.twitter.com/QwFtsFWOrb

— 🌵 Arizona Patriot 🇺🇸 (@AZJohnnyC) July 3, 2025

Ooh, I love this idea! 🙌🏻😂

— Leona Guerrera 🇺🇸 (@CerisLioness) July 3, 2025

Javelina Hostel? 😆 pic.twitter.com/ClkucDjydd

— 🔥IT’S GETTIN’ SPICY IN HERE🔥 (@feeltheinferno) July 3, 2025

Is that the head guard, Katie Hobbs?

— 🌵 Arizona Patriot 🇺🇸 (@AZJohnnyC) July 3, 2025

Um, it’s Katie Hoggs.

Several posters saw how fast Alligator Alcatraz went up – it only took eight days! Quick construction got them thinking of the Amish…

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE… (twitchy.com)

 

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