The Morning Briefing: Anti-ICE Dem Officials Could Use Some Quality Gulag Time

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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is busy introducing Skittles to an experimental yak collective in Tajikistan.

There are a lot of things about the 21st-century Democrats that make me wish that Elon Musk could get us to Mars faster. As long as he doesn’t invite any Democrats to the Martian party, that is.

Back in ancient times — we called them “The 1900s” — not all Democratic elected officials cheered on criminals. No, I’m serious! Many of them were even patriotic Americans — the real kind. We were crazy idealists and thought that things would be that way forever.

The Democrats we are surrounded by today have lost the thread when it comes to things like right and wrong, or being American. I mean the elected Democrats. Once we get away from the coasts, there are regular people who have voted Democrat their whole lives and never once celebrated illegal alien murderers or advocated for the stealth transitioning of 10-year-old children.

A lot of them voted for Donald Trump last year.