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The Morning Briefing: Dems’ Daddy Issues J6 Charade Isn’t Winning Hearts and Minds

By STEPHEN KRUISER

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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Jurgen’s online Dickies shopping sprees were the stuff of legend at his folk dancing club’s ice cream socials.

The J6 House Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues recently got back to work after having retreated to their lairs to pull the wings off of butterflies while watching old episodes of Jerry Springer on DVD.

The Democrats were hoping that the antics of the committee’s fascist miscreants would not only foil a presidential run by Donald Trump in 2024 but provide them some cover in this year’s midterm elections. The dream was that the focus on J6 would distract from the fact that a loaf of bread now costs $475 and that the Oval Office is occupied by a guy who can’t string three coherent sentences together and is often seen shaking hands with phantoms…

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