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Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. (The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is forever in our hearts.)
It has been a while since we have had a go at White House press secretary and DOUBLE HISTORIC FIRST Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP). Honestly, she’s so bad at her job that we could devote a daily section of the Briefing just to mocking her. Competence, however, is not a prerequisite for government work, especially if one can tick off two HISTORIC FIRST boxes (see: Kamala Harris), so making fun of her workplace awfulness doesn’t provide the kind of challenge I like.
Still, a good mocking is occasionally in order.
This is a two-part story of “You gotta be kidding me,” at the federal level, the first of which involves President Puddin’ Brain’s glitchiest glitch yet. This is from Robert:
Old Joe Biden on Sunday recounted a conversation he says he had not long after he was elected with âMitterrand of Germany.â Of the many remarkable achievements of this singular manâs presidency, this has got to rank as the most remarkable of all, for François Mitterrand was not âof Germany;â he was president of France from 1981 to 1995, and he died in 1996. Many people are pointing to Old Joeâs words as just the latest in a long string of indications that he is unfit for the presidency, but look at the bright side: if the man can summon the dead, maybe he could have a chat with Charlemagne or Jan Sobieski, and turn this mess around. Four more years!
I do think it’s important that we all maintain a sense of humor â however dark â about the fact that the leader of free world has the IQ of a well-worn bargain store sock. That’s on his good days, by the way.
If Biden’s handlers want to keep trotting him out in front of cameras so that he can babble about conversing with dead Frenchmen who he thinks are German, they have to know that there will be very valid questions asked. Despite the fact that she seems to not be aware that it is in her job description, KJP is the one who is going to field the majority of those questions…
READ FULL ARTICLE HERE… (pjmedia.com)
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