By Jesús Enrique Rosas – The Body Language Guy
I see too many fuckers in here gripping their ethically sourced oat milk latte so hard the cardboard sleeve is whimpering, staring at footage of us, actual Venezuelan human beings who have spent the last decade eating sleep for dinner, cheering for the Orange Man.
HOW DARE WE, RIGHT!?
And it hurts, doesn’t it? It feels like your brain is trying to divide by zero while some asshole kicks your junk with Delta Force boots.
Since I know you ain’t gonna read all this, this is the summary: FUCK YOU and your “ACKSHUALLY…” gag reflex.
Too bad your squirrel mind can’t fathom a guy in Caracas, who has lost 40 pounds because of a collapsing economy and whose local currency is less valuable than a used napkin, is weeping with joy because he thinks 47th is his ticket out of a socialist fever dream…
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