By Alex Parker
For those currently in school who’ve been oppressed by the evils of conditions, rejoice: You may soon receive unconditional love.
At least that’s the case if your classroom’s in Arlington, Virginia.
Arlington Public Schools (APS) seems sick of differences in the world, so it’s decided to attain supreme sameness.
Since pupils will meet objective standards to varying degrees, standards should be shrugged off.
Unless I misunderstand, if we pretend everyone’s alike, then they magically are.
The district’s proposed a four-point fundamental overhaul in the name of that greatest of goods, equity.
WJLA lays ’em out…