pjmedia.com By Lincoln Brown
Happy Friday, Gentle Readers,
I pray this missive finds you well. I apologize for the late start today and my chronic absences. As it turns out, building the American Dream ain’t easy. Or cheap.
So we joined a gym this week. I spent yesterday morning being pummeled and dragged about by a personal trainer who was born four years before Mrs. Brown and I got married. Naturally, I had something to prove because old men are never content to let young men think they can’t handle themselves. This led Mrs. Brown to remark last night, “You know, you’re making a lot of sounds I’ve never heard you make when you stand up.” Point taken.
All hail our alien overlords!
From the Thoroughly Unimportant News That You Need To Hear To Take Your Mind Off Things Department:
In case you didn’t know, or care, Comet 3I/Atlas was in a solar conjunction with Earth this week. Translation: the thing from another world, which may or may not be, as Orson Welles once put it, “the vanguard of an invading army from the planet Mars” or some other planet, was behind the Sun. According to the New York Post, the proximity of the 3I/Atlas has caused some to get their knickers in a wad. The Post writes:
The cosmic anomaly — a Manhattan-size interstellar object that potentially has alien tech — has been added to the list of threats by the International Asteroid Warning Network, a worldwide coalition of space experts who collaborate to detect and monitor potentially hazardous asteroids and Near-Earth Objects to assess their potential impacts to our planet.
3I/ATLAS prompted an IAWN campaign to hone members’ detection skills and prep Earth for a potential threat from beyond…
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