You Can’t Run Like a Boss With a Mauser Tucked Down Your Jeans. In Fact, You Can’t Even Tuck a Mauser Down Your Jeans.

It’s amazing how hopelessly stupid some people are.

Thick-as-a-brick, living-brain-donor, all-foam-no-beer, 12-cans-short-of-a-six-pack stoopid.

Just when I think people can’t possibly get any dopier, some bloke in the comments section of a recent article proudly declared he had footage of Tyler Robinson carrying the mythical Mauser. You know, the bolt-action rifle that Robinson allegedly used to shoot Kirk, then helpfully dumped nearby with incriminating engravings on the bullet casings.

I hadn’t yet seen the footage, but I already had a pretty good of idea of what it would contain.

Sure enough, there was no gun to be seen anywhere. It was simply another B-grade production, this time featuring some crisis actor faking a slight limp.

“So the belief,” the Fox and TMZ talking heads in the video tell us, “is that in that footage right there just 3 minutes before he gets to campus that he had that weapon right there on his right leg.”

“The belief,” huh?

Check it out and tell me if you see any actual sign of a gun.