pjmedia.com Sunday of Thanksgiving weekend is here. Finally, time to relax.
Thanksgiving was a blast! Your liberal sister-in-law really outdid herself with that gluten-free stuffing you could almost taste. And letâs face it, her COVID bouncer didnât have much of a left hook. Your face will heal by Christmas, but his fist is gonna be in a cast until Valentineâs Day, so who REALLY won that fight?
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over
Youâre not much of a shopper, so you didnât venture out to the mall on Black Oppressed Friday. Itâs okay; you can watch the organized looting on the news. Wait, did I just say the word âlootingâ? Iâm such a silly racist goose! I meant to say âGucci bag redistribution.â…
