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The United Kingdom is rolling out gimp masks for cows in order to stop global warming, and the psychotic product of inbreeding Prince Charles could not be happier.
A company called Zelp is marketing the gimp masks for cows as stopping carbon emissions. They claim that the masks will trap the burps of cows and prevent the release of methane into the air.
Zelp claims that âwearing the device show no change in their behavior or cortisol levels, and no impact on their feeding, yields or rumination patterns â which are the most sensitive indicators of stress by the animalâ…
