BYÂ LINCOLN BROWN
I went home with a waitress the way I always do.
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk,
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
An innocent bystander.
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place,
And Iâm down on my luck.
Yes, Iâm down on my luck.
Well, Iâm down on my luck.
Iâm hiding in Honduras, Iâm a desperate man.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
The sh*t has hit the fan.
â Warren Zevon, âLawyers, Guns and Moneyâ
I swear, Warren Zevon wrote that song for Hunter Biden, even if he didnât know it at the time. Which he didnât. If Hunter has a Secret Service detail, one of his agents should play this on a boom box every time Hunter walks into a room. Come to think of it, the White House should probably replace âHail to the Chiefâ with this song for the remainder of the Biden Administration…