A Fowl Crime: Man Arrested for Battery With Fried Chicken

This story feels like it’s a real-life sitcom.

So, picture this—Khanye Edrayieze Medley, 20 years old, gets into a verbal fight with his sister because he’s hungry and mad .

But instead of just using words like the rest of us, Khanye decides to escalate the drama by flinging fried chicken at his sister.

Classic move.

So the police got involved and arrived on the scene.

By then the chicken was cold so the officers didn’t bother to ask for a piece.

And so Khanye was booked for domestic battery charge.

(No word yet if the culprit used a drumstick or a chicken breast. We’ll keep you posted.)