Go Woke, Go Look For a Job: Entire Staff of Sports Illustrated Kicked to the Curb

 

By BEEGE WELBORN

Here is a harsh truism, straight from a Marine:

Obese women in bikinis and trans freaks in French-cut suits do not sell magazines.

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SCHLITZ

No. Body.

Now, you can’t say I’m being unkind or that I haven’t been consistent in my messaging. In fact, this past May I waxed poetic about my memories of past Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions…and offered my unvarnished but eloquent opinion of the 2023 issue – replete with fat bodies, transgenders, and geriatrics:

BARF

Golly. I could have told them what was coming.

Well, okay – I did (My family doesn’t call me “The Spook” for nothing.).

…Some women might be making all the proper “so inclusive, so diverse” noises, but they aren’t buying this. Men sure aren’t. Did any women outside of the U.S. women’s soccer team and their parents ever buy this rag on a regular basis to begin with?

…Here’s my unsolicited Beege advice: You’re not making anyone happy with your virtue signaling except the people (I can’t even say “women” – is that not THE PROBLEM?!) who are actually in the issue. Sales HAVE to suck. If you have the money to burn, carry on.

If you are interested in “business,” bring the gorgeous girls back. Everybody wins, as everyone always bitched about “objectification” in any event, and even with lesbian basketball players included, they still do. Get my drift? You can’t win for losing, so stop being losers.

Bet you’d sell at least that issue again plus chalk a win up for REAL WOMEN.

And so it came.

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